Toy Story is easily one of the most blasphemous films to ever be released by pagan, communist Pixar. From the socialist propaganda in "Wall-E" to the attack on our proud energy industry in "Monsters Inc," these hippies know nothing but how to rot America's youth. Their tireless campaign to brainwash the masses with vulgar, crass, and vice-filled atrocities has been a vicious attack on our moral fiber from day one. But their crowning achievement cannot be denied: "Toy Story"
It’s always a surprise to me when the Academy Awards do something that’s actually SURPRISING. Unfortunately, the surprise I’m referring to this year; that The Lego Movie didn’t receive a nomination for Best Animated Feature, is more on the “I just found out my whole family died from choking on Captain Crunch” end of the surprise spectrum vs the “I just found an extra prize in my Captain Crunch box” end. Yes, Emmet and crew were snubbed from the Oscar’s this year. Despite bein